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"I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything."
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"There's always some promoter having an '80s night, saying, We'll supply the band. All you can drink."

"The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost."

"The night creeps in by subtle degrees while a show of fierce colors attracts and distracts me. I look up, suddenly aware of remote lights scattered overhead. I gasp as the last streak of fire dies on the horizon, and I comprehend it all too late. That crafty, dark night has swallowed my world whole."

"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and wonder how I do these things. I can embarrass myself so badly that I literally get a hot prickle down the back of my neck."

"I never expected that. I didn't aim for that. All I wanted was to get some nice pictures of trains at night."

"Clinton used to like to get out of the White House a lot. He would take night trips to McDonald's, and stuff like that. I think he wanted to get out of the house."

"But, you know, they don't enjoy the dinner hour together. It's just not as much of a ritual at night and it's interesting. I think the ritual is taking place perhaps more in the morning."
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"But if you believe in Christ and that your main goal with your life is supposed to be to honor Him and do His will, then you don't have as much pressure as someone who bases all their happiness on whether they're a movie star."


"Maybe I'll learn how, but the only thing I can do is turn down parts that would hurt my conscience."


"They're desperately searching for meaning in their lives but they will not crack the Bible open."


"Maybe if I could ever be a successful comedian then I could be an example that Christians can also have fun."
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