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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."
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"Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too."
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"Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips."
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"If the sky was the limit, stars would not light our way to the edge of the universe."
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"In light, there is no darkness; and in darkness, there is no light."
Balance
"Moving rocks today strengthens you for moving mountains tomorrow."
Growth
"Wealth is a small blessing, health is a great asset, happiness is an extraordinary treasure, and life is a remarkable reward."
Gratitude
"Learn from seeds, even after falling to the ground they muster enough strength to rise."
Growth
"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"You are the architect of your future, you decide whether you build a hut or a palace."
Identity
"Help more than is needed. Care more than is required. Give more than is expected. Love more than is anticipated."
Kindness
"One who takes the road less traveled earns the rewards most missed."
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"To go where no man has gone before, follow the steps of Jesus."
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