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"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."
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"Curiosity, boldness, and persistence help you to be a success."

"Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?"

"The basic drive behind real philosophy is curiosity about the world, not interest in the writings of philosophers."

"Curiosity is the wick in the candle of learning."
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"So I figured I'd leave the area, because I had no ties there anyway except for this girl I was seeing. We had conflicting attitudes: I really wasn't into meditating and she wasn't really into being alive. I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate has an expiration date."


"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny."


"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"


"I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension."


"I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'"


"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."
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