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Rita Rudner

"My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping."

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"My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping."

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"To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior.""

Car

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"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."

People

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Rita Rudner
"Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid."

Men

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"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

Marriage

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"Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"

Children

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"The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him."

Time

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"I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose."

Love

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"Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before."

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"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"

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"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

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Aberjhani

"A mother is the most important blessing of your life."

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Aberjhani

"A mother's love is more beautiful than any fresh flower."

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Aberjhani

"The longest tenured First LOVE and Greatest TEACHER, in-fact life long, is none the other, but Mother."

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Aberjhani

"I recently saw the movie about Ray Charles, and there's a scene where he falls down and the mother doesn't help him. She says, I don't want anyone to treat you like a cripple. I've fallen down before, and Molly will say, get up and just go."

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Aberjhani

"We never got anything out of the recordings. I'm still as broke as I was when I was with the Mothers."

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Aberjhani

"No one is going to try to fill my mother's shoes, what she did was fantastic. It's about making your own future and your own destiny and Kate will do a very good job of that."

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Aberjhani

"I always sang when I was little and my father, who was a great influence on me, also had a wonderful voice. He and my mother really encouraged me to sing and play the piano. They were always very supportive."

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Aberjhani

"I think a lot of the Mothers stuff that we recorded was written while we were on the road."

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Aberjhani

"It's my mother's engagement ring so I thought it was quite nice because obviously she's not going to be around to share any of the fun and excitement of it all - this was my way of keeping her close to it all."

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Aberjhani

"My mother was the dearest, sweetest angel. She didn't talk; she sang. She was a tower of strength."

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