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Andy Rooney

"Death is a distant rumor to the young."

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Donna Grant

"A belief in hell and the knowledge that every ambition is doomed to frustration at the hands of a skeleton have never prevented the majority of human beings from behaving as though death were no more than an unfounded rumor."

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Donna Grant

"You are whatever you shall leave behind when you leave life!"

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Donna Grant

"If I die prematurely I shall be saved from being bored to death at my own success."

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Donna Grant

"Fair... You'd be amazed how often I hear that word, Frank Zhang,and how meaningless it is. Is it fair your life will burn so short and bright? Was it fair when I guided your mother to the Underworld? No, not fair. And yet it was her time. There is no fairness in Death. If you free me, I will do my duty."

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Donna Grant

"To be closed as a person, it's not bad if you know that when this two rules, playing by your rules doesn't mean that you won't end up in jail, security why?We both know that everyone dies... it really doesn't matter who is first... in the end all die!"

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Donna Grant

"It's not that I've 'faked my own death' as the saying goes. Maybe it's that I've 'faked my own life,' and in doing so I've yet to realize how dead I really am."

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Donna Grant

"Easter is the final solution to the finality of death."

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Donna Grant

"One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation."

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Donna Grant

"Death is the ultimate cessation of the individual Self."

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Donna Grant

"Red sky at night, the city's alight."

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Andy Rooney
"The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong."

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Andy Rooney
"Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens."

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Andy Rooney
"People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe."

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Andy Rooney
"I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you."

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Andy Rooney
"The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread."

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Andy Rooney
"Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives."

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Andy Rooney
"As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book."

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Andy Rooney
"Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of."

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Andy Rooney
"Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter."

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Andy Rooney
"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."

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