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Andy Rooney

"Death is a distant rumor to the young."

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"He has gone to the demnition bow-wows."

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"Tyler lies back and asks, "If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing?"I say, goodnight.The headliner hangs down in shreds from the ceiling and Tyler says, "Clawing at the lid of her coffin."

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"Most people do not mind dying, as long as that does not happen today."

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"May your sleep be your death, and your wakefulness be your heaven."

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"Merciful death. How you love your precious guilt."

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"Every parting gives a foretaste of death, every reunion a hint of the resurrection."

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"Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look on them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death."

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"I were better to be eaten to death with a rust than to be scoured to nothing with perpetual motion."

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"Pale death, with impartial step, knocks at the hut of the poor and the towers of kings."

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"It is a sign of creeping inner death when we can no longer praise the living."

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