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"Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down."
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"Those who do not know how to live must make a merit of dying."
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"I am dying of hunger."
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"As the winter set in with its customary Canadian severity the real trouble of the French began. They did not suffer from the cold, but they were dying of scurvy."
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"My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair."
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"There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for."
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"I am dying, Egypt, dying."
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"Because these kids get away from their parents, and they binge drink until they are sick. Dozens of them are going to the hospital, and some of them dying. This is a problem, a big problem that needs to be addressed, and we need accurate information."
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"They realized I was alive again, even though I was playing an old, dying sop."
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"Just dying should not be a reason for taxes."
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"Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings."
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"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
Life
"Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate."
Society
"I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
Want
"I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'"
Sleep
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
People
"I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers."
Education
"Marriage is the death of hope."
Death
"Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college."
Health
"As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on."
God
"What is fascinating is that it is physical. You know, that's one thing about intellectuals, they've proved that you can be absolute brilliant and have no idea what's going on. But on the other hand, the body doesn't lie, as we now know. Nono, it'll be great, because all of those ph.Ds are in there, like, discussing modes of alienation, and we'll be in here quietly humping."
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