"The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets."

Death, Time, Congress, Difference

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"The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets."

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"Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war."

Donald Rumsfeld, American Politician

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"He has gone to the demnition bow-wows."

Charles Dickens, English Novelist

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"In the center lay the exploded carcass of a lonely sperm whale that hadn't lived long enough to be disappointed with its lot."

Douglas Adams, English Writer

Death, Isolation, Life, Truth

"To be invisible you shouldn't exist, first of all you should make everything that you are dead... second you are invisible. If you are dead it's not possible the thought to exist!"

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"I feel monotony and death to be almost the same."

Charlotte Bronte, British Novelist

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"Without health life is not life; it is only a state of langour and suffering - an image of death."

Buddha, Indian Leader

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"So," he asked. "How's death?""Hard," she said. "It just keeps going."

Neil Gaiman, British Author

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"Tyler lies back and asks, "If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing?"I say, goodnight.The headliner hangs down in shreds from the ceiling and Tyler says, "Clawing at the lid of her coffin."

Chuck Palahniuk, American Novelist

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Rick Riordan, American Novelist

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"Nothing in his life became him like leaving it."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"He has gone to the demnition bow-wows."

"In the center lay the exploded carcass of a lonely sperm whale that hadn't lived long enough to be disappointed with its lot."

"To be invisible you shouldn't exist, first of all you should make everything that you are dead... second you are invisible. If you are dead it's not possible the thought to exist!"

"I feel monotony and death to be almost the same."

"Without health life is not life; it is only a state of langour and suffering - an image of death."

"So," he asked. "How's death?""Hard," she said. "It just keeps going."

"Tyler lies back and asks, "If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing?"I say, goodnight.The headliner hangs down in shreds from the ceiling and Tyler says, "Clawing at the lid of her coffin."

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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."

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