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"I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away."
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"There are the further difficulties of building a population out of a diversity of races, each at a different stage of cultural evolution, some in need of restraint, many in need of protection; everywhere a bewildering Babel of tongues."
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"The Department of Justice transcends party because we're building on the Weed and Seed program."
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"I won a scholarship with the Brixton School of Building. I screwed around, not putting in a proper attendance."
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"A building has integrity just like a man. And just as seldom."
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"Traveling is the ruin of all happiness! There's no looking at a building after seeing Italy."
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"We have to realize we are building a movement."
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"I collect clothes - they keep building and building. I buy them instead of having them washed."
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"Even at the United Nations, where legend has it that the building was designed so that there could be no corner offices, the expanse of glass in individual offices is said to be a dead giveaway as to rank. Five windows are excellent, one window not so great."
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"A screenplay is not a finished product; a novel is. A screenplay is a blueprint for something - for a building that will most likely never be built."
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"I haven't done any building designs since the Loaf House."
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"I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it."
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"I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away."
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"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."
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"You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar."
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"Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established."
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"Weather forecast for tonight: dark."
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"The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept."
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"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
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"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."
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"I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories."
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