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"I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away."
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"A building has integrity just like a man. And just as seldom."
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"When the songs pop out, that's like the climax of us building."
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"You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within."
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"I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away."
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"Don't clap too hard - it's a very old building."
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"What you make up in your heads sticks if it's good, falls out if it's bad. If we still remember something a day after we made it up, it might be worth building on."
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"I collect clothes - they keep building and building. I buy them instead of having them washed."
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"Even at the United Nations, where legend has it that the building was designed so that there could be no corner offices, the expanse of glass in individual offices is said to be a dead giveaway as to rank. Five windows are excellent, one window not so great."
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"But the building's identity resided in the ornament."
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"If you cannot be on the project each day to check on things, then you should not try and be your own contractor."
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"I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories."
People
"There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords."
Expression
"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."
Ethics
"On school uniforms Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German."
Society
"Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money."
Politics
"THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police."
Humor
"Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll punch me repeatedly in the kidneys and the stomach so it doesn't mark up my face. He's so thoughtful!"
Humor
"I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic."
Nature
"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it."
Equality
"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Perspective
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