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Joe Rogan

"The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage."

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Akshay Vasu

"We are what we think."

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Akshay Vasu

"Think of what you desire out of life."

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Akshay Vasu

"Who I am? Am I thinking?"

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Akshay Vasu

"While I do not suggest that humanity will ever be able to dispense with its martyrs, I cannot avoid the suspicion that with a little more thought and a little less belief their number may be substantially reduced."

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Akshay Vasu

"Most people don't think most of the time. They just use other people's thoughts as a crutch to get by."

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Akshay Vasu

"The profoundest thoughts of the philosophers have something trickle about them. A lot disappears in order for something to suddenly appear in the palm of the hand."

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Akshay Vasu

"I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right."

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Akshay Vasu

"It is too ordinary for us to think we are too ordinary. It is too unwise for us to think we are too wise. It is too sinful for us to think we are too sinful beyond pardon. It would be too unrighteous for us to think we are too righteous. There is always something we may think about, but let us think about something!"

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Akshay Vasu

"But I owe it to the subject to say, that it has long afforded me what philosophy is so often thought, and made, barren of - the fun of discovery, the pleasures of co-operation, and the satisfaction of reaching agreement."

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Akshay Vasu

"I've often reflected on this in the past weeks as I've been following the presidential campaign: Very often, I thought it would have been great for both of these guys to sit down and be force-fed a couple of dozen episodes of Star Trek."

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Joe Rogan
"I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way."

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Joe Rogan
"I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking."

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Joe Rogan
"People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it."

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Joe Rogan
"I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me."

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Joe Rogan
"After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird."

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Joe Rogan
"When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it."

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Joe Rogan
"Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken."

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Joe Rogan
"Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much."

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Joe Rogan
"It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks."

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Joe Rogan
"My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends."

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