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"There's a lot of interest there in the missions that I fly on and the ones my brother's involved with."

"I always performed when I was a child. My parents got very annoyed, because my brother and I had our little bedrooms upstairs, and I would plaster the house with posters with arrows pointing upstairs."

"They're saying Arnold will get 95% of the vote. At least according to his brother, Jeb Schwarzenegger."

"If Bret went in there and stunk the place out, then they probably wouldn't have brought the little brother in. So just by being successful himself, it opened the door for me."
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"Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself."

"I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things."

"I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up."

"I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport."

"I had some friends that tried it down there, and I went to a couple of open mics, and I just kind of got this... this sick urge to try it instead of just watching it."

"If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward."

"Some venues are better run than others. Sometimes it's just maddening to deal with full dinners being served in front of your face. You can have a good or bad show anywhere."
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