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"I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be funny, you can't think about how it's going to go over."

"What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one."
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"I hate the word gothic but I would like to try doing something like that. A gothic sound, not rock, but gothic. There's a difference."

"I just think you would never kill and cut up a human to wear so why do it to animals? I just think it's horrible, I would never wear fur, although I guess if it was a really vintage piece you might just get away with it."

"I've done a lot of growing up since the age of 16 and I really wanted that to be reflected in my music."

"They are the only people in the world who I can truly trust and rely on. Touring gets really lonely. I guess I have friends around me but when you're paying them can they ever really be true friends?"

"I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'."

"It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale!"
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