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Kelly Osbourne

"It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale!"

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"It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale!"

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"I just think you would never kill and cut up a human to wear so why do it to animals? I just think it's horrible, I would never wear fur, although I guess if it was a really vintage piece you might just get away with it."
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"It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale!"
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