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"A civil servant doesn't make jokes."
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"I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry."
"In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around."
"I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once."
"I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes."
"I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes."
"I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very hot to me."
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