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"My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions."
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"Scientific men can hardly escape the charge of ignorance with regard to the precise effect of the impact of modern science upon the mode of living of the people and upon their civilisation."
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"He was a god, such as men might be, if men were gods."
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"Men are as we have always known them, neither better nor worse from the hearts of rogues there springs a latent honesty, from the depths of honest men there emerges a brutish appetite - a thirst for extermination, a desire for blood."
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"Fishes live in the sea, as men do a-land; the great ones eat up the little ones."
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"Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair."
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"I've always liked men better than women."
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"If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks."
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"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages."
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"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow men. True nobility lies in being superior to your former self."
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"All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men."
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"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."
Men
"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."
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"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me."
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"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot."
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"When the sun comes up, I have morals again."
Morals
"My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions."
Men
"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"
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"To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy."
Comedy
"I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body."
Body
"Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"
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