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"My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions."
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"Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth."
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"The men who followed Him were unique in their generation. They turned the world upside down because their hearts had been turned right side up. The world has never been the same."
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"The doctrine that all men are, in any sense, or have been, at any time, free and equal, is an utterly baseless fiction."
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"There have been many great men that have flattered the people who ne'er loved them."
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"Poor men's reasons are not heard."
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"Be noble minded! Our own heart, and not other men's opinions of us, forms our true honor."
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"All men are tempted. There is no man that lives that can't be broken down, provided it is the right temptation, put in the right spot."
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"When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung."
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"Women may fall when there's no strength in men."
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"Men's vows are women's traitors!"
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"My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions."
Men
"Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"
Money
"When the sun comes up, I have morals again."
Morals
"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"
Party
"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."
Men
"I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body."
Body
"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot."
Man
"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."
Mother
"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me."
People
"To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy."
Comedy
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