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"And it really pisses Peter and Micky off when I get onto one of those tangents where I start to do humor."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."
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"I would say that fifty percent of my show is killer comedy."
Comedy
"Around the property I have here, I'm about to put an all weather race track. I'm about to build stables. I'm about to ship over a couple of my thoroughbreds from England."
England
"I've got a farm in England where I breed horses."
England
"We wanted to interview people on the show, do variety, get the artists, the guests involved with us in our group. They wanted to keep the four guys together. We wanted to change the format."
Change
"And it really pisses Peter and Micky off when I get onto one of those tangents where I start to do humor."
Humor
"And actually, about three weeks ago, Micky, Peter and I were in Vegas at the MGM Grand. And we did about 12 shows in seven days. It was quite an experience."
Experience
"I got hate letters from girls all over America because I wouldn't go to the prom with them."
America
"I own property in a quiet little town of Pennsylvania."
Property
"They want to know I'm doing good, the fans do."
Fans
"The Monkees are like the mafia. You're in for life. Nobody gets out."
Life
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