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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
"Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it."
"I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile."
"It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up."
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"A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world."
"When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars."
"The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you."
"It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage."
"I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution."
"I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day."
"An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing."
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