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"I sat through Ladies and Gentlemen, the Rolling Stones like three times at the Skyway when it came out."
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"The best I can say is that it's better for me to write about despair and darkness than to be incapable of getting off the sofa. It's better to write about suicide than to contemplate it too heavily."
Darkness

"I read The Bell Jar, and then I read her memoir and her diaries, and a third book, an outside opinion. Just the way she made the pillows so neat on the oven door. It just seems to be the opposite of, if you're going to take your life, in a horrible rage it happens."
Life

"I think it should be evident by now, but I'm as lost as anyone."
Now

"I'm hard-pressed to think of a lot of great rock movies."
Movies

"It's like, it's up to the people to fall in love with the song. The record company can only do so much."
Love

"It's fun, but the fun is where it always was. I mean, it's still fun to strap on my Les Paul in the basement and turn up the Marshall amp. I'm still 15. I still enjoy that as much as I ever did."
Fun

"It's my first record since my son is old enough to understand and I can't even show it to him. Yes, it's affected me, probably in the opposite of how anyone would have thought."
Son

"You know, he likes me because I'm his son. I have to go long and far to find someone who knows me just as me, rather than me the songwriter or whatever."
Son

"Reading music is like listening to flowers. I don't understand the concept."
Music

"The truth is overrated."
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"I'm interested in playing old ladies because I am becoming one. And I want to become a very good one!"
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"Ladies be seated, a laugh doesn't cost you a dime."
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"Tampa's crazy... The ladies in Tampa come in all flavors. I felt like I was at Dairy Queen."
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"Ladies be seated, and let's have a wonderful time!"
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"Parvesh Cheena is a real treat for the ladies."
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"I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies."
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"I sat through Ladies and Gentlemen, the Rolling Stones like three times at the Skyway when it came out."
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"Mornin' ladies, my goodness don't you look happy. Must be cuttin' somebody up pretty good."
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"Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to."
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"I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments."
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