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"You never know what you will find in your pants!"
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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
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"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."
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"You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youE1d actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donE1t think sheE1s joking."
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"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."
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"Zombies are far better than religious people, because they do not discriminate in killing."
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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"
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Personal Development
"Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses."
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"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."
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"Milk is the only juice in a world of cows."
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"Ultimately virility is all about helping others express their reluctantly shared feelings while doing so from a safe distance."
Relationship
"Incorporate daily programs on positive thinking as a counterbalance against the negativity you may encounter in pursuit of your dreams."
Self-Improvement
"The only thing limiting you is yourself."
Motivation
"Control and manipulation are not love, the outcome is a life of imprisonment ultimately leading to deep-rooted feelings of resentment."
Relationship
"At that darkest moment, while drowning in the Abyss of Emotional Bankruptcy, reflect on this universal truth: the difference between success and failure is one more time."
Motivation
"Be Courageous: Succeed or Fail Monumentally!"
Mindset
"Sometimes we get so busy with our daily lives we do not take the steps and time necessary to be introspective."
Self
"To help small business owners get the cash they deserve for their business needs."
Business
"One day I woke up and realized no amount of love, care, pain, hurt, anger, or retribution could ever transform those who are evil into good or kind people. That day I let go; I stopped caring for them, gave up any hope for their souls, and knew they were never worthy of me or my time."
Reflection
"Anyone can perform good deeds for an audience, the best among us do their greatest work when no one is present to bear witness."
Morality
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