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Erma Bombeck

"I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle."

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"I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle."

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"Sitting at the old patio table she'd cleared of leaves, she smiled and leaned back. The stars looked twisted in the limbs of the trees, like Christmas lights. She felt like part of the hollow around her was filling. She'd come here with too many expectations."

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