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"I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle."
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"Iran poses the most serious long-term threat to regional stability."

"Investor confidence rests on leaders who deliver."

"When she first moved to Brighton, the flat on the Lawns had felt luxurious and it had seemed as if she was settling down, sleeping in the same bed every night, the darkness uninterrupted by any hint of emergency. It had felt as if all her difficulties were over."

"No social stability without individual stability."

"Sitting at the old patio table she'd cleared of leaves, she smiled and leaned back. The stars looked twisted in the limbs of the trees, like Christmas lights. She felt like part of the hollow around her was filling. She'd come here with too many expectations."

"Wealth will always find a way of escaping from societies without an established system of truth and honesty, into societies that are well established in truth and honesty."
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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."


"There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it."


"There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say 'Yes I've got dreams of course I've got dreams.' Then they put the box away and bring it out once in a while to look in it and yep they're still there. These are great dreams but they never even get out of the box. It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line to hold them up and say 'How good or how bad am I?' That's where courage comes in."


"For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward."


"One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip."


"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."
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