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"I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle."
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"Turbulence does not shake a tree with strong roots."
"Investor confidence rests on leaders who deliver."
"If the foundation of your house is righteousness then your wealth will not be like a cardboard house that collapses under a gentle blow of wind."
"Wealth will always find a way of escaping from societies without an established system of truth and honesty, into societies that are well established in truth and honesty."
"If you make an inner-intent to remain steady in a completely unsteady atmosphere, you will be able to remain steady. This is because steadiness is indeed the quality of your own Self-form. So then, what do You have do with what is unsteady?"
"Iran poses the most serious long-term threat to regional stability."
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"Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence."
"I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it."
"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint."
"Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother."
"When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway."
"All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them."
"Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago."
"You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates."
"No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick."
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