"I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling."

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"I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling."

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"The candidate out front on Labor Day has historically been the one who stayed ahead in November."

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"I am planning to return and contest the October elections in Pakistan."

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"Our elections are free, it's in the results where eventually we pay."

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