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"Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?"
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"I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling."
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"The Iraqi elections were an important first step."
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"I am planning to return and contest the October elections in Pakistan."
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"I am constitutionally competent to contest the elections."
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"The labour Party has lost the last four elections. If they lose another, they get to keep the liberal party."
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"In New York, we had primary elections for mayor. To improve their chances, all five candidates changed their name to Rudy Giuliani."
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"I know that elections must be limited only to those who understand that the Arabs are the deadly enemy of the Jewish state, who would bring on us a slow Auschwitz - not with gas, but with knives and hatchets."
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"I think the Democratic Party realizes, having lost two presidential elections, we need to do a better job of creating a farm team."
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"Do not seek to find a reason why elections are not possible. Seek to make them possible, and they will be possible."
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