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"I think we should put the same weight now on the co-factors as we have on HIV."
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"I've been solo since 1996, so I've been doing it for a while now."
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"I'm not worried. I'm just so grateful to be in the position that I'm in. I'm just going with the flow right now, and I think my album will come together quite nicely because I think everybody is on the same page."
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"I've made seventeen or eighteen films now, only two of which have been original screenplays, all the others have been based on short stories or novels, and I find the long short story ideal for adaptation."
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"The rockets and the satellites, spaceships that we're creating now, we're pollinating the universe."
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"So now I'm left with cigarettes, and I'm trying to scrape that off my shoe and then I'll be done."
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"Things aren't much wilder now, I don't think, than they were back then. Of course I just read about all the goings-on now. Ha."
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"They're hit writers. They're gonna write me a hit whether I wanted it or not you know? I could have put out a single a year ago with the Neptunes and maybe been writing now on top but that was not the path that I chose."
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"Now, I'm getting a little older, got more responsibility, I don't need to be depressed."
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"Oh, if I had only known then what I know now, I would have stopped it last year when I was still young."
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"My house is a bit like a teenager's bedroom. The kind of pictures you have hanging up on your wall say a lot about you. I've got ones of Evel Knievel, Elvis and Starsky and Hutch, signed by David Soul."
Soul

"I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again."
Holiday

"I love acting, but it's all just a bonus."
Love

"You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox."
Fact

"I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself."
Love

"I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down."
History

"So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'"
Home

"Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet."
Thought

"I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum."
People

"I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was a bit choppy."
Day
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