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Billy Connolly

"I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered."

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"I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered."

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"I wouldn't even get elected. I'd probably deck a couple of people, too which would not play very well with the national media."

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"I disagree with people who think you learn more from getting beat up than you do from winning."

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"Saddam has committed many crimes against humanity and against his own people."

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"The mutual fund industry and small investors are very relentless and very unforgiving if people don't perform."

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"Help is even being offered from across the ocean, as over two dozen countries have stepped forward to offer financial and material support to the American people."

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"Able Danger consisted of approximately 20 direct individuals working for Special Forces in Tampa, Florida. The total amount of people working for Able Danger was 20."

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"The biggest misconception people have about me is that I'm stupid."

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