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"They look at someone like me, and I just really get up their nose. I really wind them up."
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"I am provocative, and I admit this. It isn't as if I'm only on the receiving end, a poor, frail little creature. I can be thoroughly nasty when I get going, and I don't pull my punches."
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"She began stroking my ankles. I considered kicking her in the cunt."
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"If you thought with your minds and not your roosters, you would get the point!"
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"When in doubt, poke the beehive with a stick to see if anything interesting flies out.I clapped my hands. 'I had no idea Pit teams had such pretty cheerleaders. Can you do it again, but with more spirit this time?"
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"He was going to take a dive into this lake. He just didn't know it. Cerise rose, finding footing in the soft mud. The water came up to just below her breasts and her wet shirt stuck to her body. William's gaze snagged on her chest. Yep, keep looking, Lord Bill. Keeeeeep looking."
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"Thoreau was an idiot."
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"They look at someone like me, and I just really get up their nose. I really wind them up."
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"In fact, in recent years I have become more and more didactic about pubic hair - to the point where I now believe that there are only four things a grown, modern woman should have: a pair of yellow shoes (they unexpectedly go with everything), a friend who will come and post bail at 4 a.m., a fail-safe pie recipe, and a proper muff. A big, hairy minge. A lovely furry moof that looks - when she sits, naked - as if she has a marmoset sitting in her lap. A tame marmoset, that she can send of to pickpocket things, should she so need it - like that trained monkey in Raiders of the Lost Ark."
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"And maybe it was fair; if a book was any good, it was a slap in the face to someone."
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"The youth of Idaho falls should be encouraged to take drugs in order to cope up with the fact that there is plutonium in their drinking water."
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"It pleases me that people can be interactive."
People
"I've got over so much. Mum wouldn't want anything to come into my life that would make me fragile again."
Life
"People try constantly to use me, and I hate it."
People
"Some people use just one condom, right? But we use tons."
People
"I thought it would be my one and only exhibition, so I decided to call it My Major Retrospective."
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"I have hardly any friends who aren't gay."
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"I don't ask for an apology because it's only tomorrow's fish-and-chip paper."
Apology
"It's my memory, and what happened between that moment 10 or 15 years ago and now, there's a lot of gray area."
Memory
"With any story I write, I could actually write it from three or four different perspectives, which would end with a completely different moral at the end."
Perspective
"My mum has never wanted me to have children. She thinks I would be destroying my life, even now."
Life
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