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"We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians."
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"Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and farms is a tricky task, especially when politicians do it."

"Politicians talk themselves red, white, and blue in the face."

"I think most politicians could take a dodgeball in the face."

"Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate."

"The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face."

"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."

"I never wanted to be aligned to a mature group because they go off and become politicians and stuff."

"Wherever you turn, there is always something wrong with the politicians. They have everything they need to save the world, and they don't save it."

"We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians."
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"We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning."

"You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing."

"Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people."
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