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"We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians."
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"I think most politicians could take a dodgeball in the face."
"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
"The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face."
"Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and farms is a tricky task, especially when politicians do it."
"Wherever you turn, there is always something wrong with the politicians. They have everything they need to save the world, and they don't save it."
"Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate."
"We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians."
"Politicians talk themselves red, white, and blue in the face."
"I never wanted to be aligned to a mature group because they go off and become politicians and stuff."
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"These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable."
"Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people."
"If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus."
"We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning."
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