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"Remember! When you tell a woman that she cooks something very good, you will be fucked by eating it three times a day."

M.F. Moonzajer, Afghan Author

Humor, Woman, Cooking, Love

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"Remember! When you tell a woman that she cooks something very good, you will be fucked by eating it three times a day."

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