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"You can't eat fish. It's 6,000 parts DDT per million all over the world, not counting radiation."
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"Dead fish don't swim around in jealous tides."
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"I like to fish. Fishing is always a way of relaxing."
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"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'"
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"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream."
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"I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry."
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"Yeah, some kids called me fish lips because I had these really full lips. Now I'm sure all those same girls are getting collagen injections, so I'm having the last laugh."
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"Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish."
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"Lately Fish and I have been hooking up more, which is a good thing because it's just been a struggle for me as a bass player to play with someone who's so creative on the drums, and lately it's been really good, especially during sound checks."
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"New York is where you go to catch a big fish."
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"I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle."
Love
"I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life."
Life
"I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late."
Fun
"I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones."
Word
"When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away."
Saying
"I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming."
Car
"I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle."
Water
"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."
Business
"People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky."
Life
"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
Order
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