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"You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in life."
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"I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox."
Love
"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."
God
"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib."
Parenting
"The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small."
Food
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
Life
"Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness."
Education
"Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable."
Life
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
Life
"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?"
Dream
"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
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"Some days you live in pajamas, and your hair kind-of has that Albert Einstein look."
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Personal Development
"You can either buy clothes or buy pictures," she said. "It's that simple. No one who is not very rich can do both. Pay no attention to your clothes and no attention at all to the mode, and buy your clothes for comfort and durability, and you will have the clothes money to buy pictures."
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Personal Development
"The bed is just a decoration in a busy man's bedroom."
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Personal Development
"Leisure time is when your wife can't find you."
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Personal Development
"Bad taste creates many more millionaires than good taste."
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Personal Development
"Luckily, I always travel with a book, just in case I have to wait on line for Santa, or some such inconvenience."
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"I had never been a dresser. My shirts were all faded and shrunken, 5 or 6 years old, threadbare. My pants the same. I hated department stores, I hated the clerks, they acted so superior, they seemed to know the secret of life, they had a confidence I didn't possess. My shoes were always broken down and old, I disliked shoe stores too. I never purchased anything until it was completely unusable, and that included automobiles. It wasn't a matter of thrift, I just couldn't bear to be a buyer needing a seller, seller being so handsome and aloof and superior. Besides, it all took time, time when you could just be laying around and drinking."
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"An indoor man eats nothing, except that which is prepared and served by his mother with lots of insults, an outdoor man eats that which he buys, prepares, served and eaten with lots of respect."
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Personal Development
"Never miss day without a walk."
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Personal Development
"I could take a shower every day in my own bathroom. I almost didn't know what to do with such luxury. Other than, you know, not stink."
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Personal Development
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