"Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls."

Humor, Satire, Gender, Irony

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"Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls."

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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"

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George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

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Kiersten White, American Author

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"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice."

Albert Einstein, German Scientist

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"When the first book out my sister-in-law read it and we were chatting at 5 o'clock in the afternoon and she said, "Oh my God, chapter six, sex and a murder," and her five year old wandered into the kitchen and said, "Sixty hamburgers?"

Sara Sheridan, Scottish Author

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"I wasn't sure what was worse: being oblivious or living within reality. (Eric)"

Shannon A. Thompson, American Author

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"Negative humor is forgotten immediately. It's the stuff that makes us feel better about our lives that lives long. Much more satisfying. Enter children's books."

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"If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic."

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