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"Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment."
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"It's going to be okay," Park said.She nodded. "Right.""Because I love you."She laughed. "Is that why?""It is, actually."
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"Some people might leave you,' he said, for once ignoring a joke in favor of something real. 'But it doesn't mean you're worth leaving. It doesn't mean that at all."
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"Please believe that things are good with me, and even when they're not, they will be soon enough. And i will always believe the same about you."
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"I am just fascinated by this reassurance from a menacing figure. It is rather frightening."
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"Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment."
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"You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you."
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"In the movie business, the ones we call Lucky are usually those idiots who are just too damn stubborn to take no for an answer. Come to think of it, the movie business is kind of like life."
Persistence
"I don't need no PMS. I can bitch under my own steam."
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"Maybe knowledge is power, but it's damned hard to think a burglar to death."
Knowledge
"I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet."
Peace
"Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after."
Heartbreak
"Trust is important to any relationship and easier to come by if you get a picture of a guy's wife buck naked."
Trust
"Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either."
Aging
"The theory of relativity doesn't amount to a hill of beans when there's a bonfire in your shorts."
Perspective
"You don't need to be smarter, you just need dumber friends."
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