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"Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment."
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"Some people might leave you,' he said, for once ignoring a joke in favor of something real. 'But it doesn't mean you're worth leaving. It doesn't mean that at all."
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"Please believe that things are good with me, and even when they're not, they will be soon enough. And i will always believe the same about you."
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"It's going to be okay," Park said.She nodded. "Right.""Because I love you."She laughed. "Is that why?""It is, actually."
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"Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment."
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"I am just fascinated by this reassurance from a menacing figure. It is rather frightening."
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"Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt."
Intelligence

"Sometimes stupid is crime enough."
Judgment

"I don't need no PMS. I can bitch under my own steam."
Humor

"Just when you think you have life by the tail, it's likely to whip around and take a hunk outta your balls."
Chaos

"Men are like beer. Some are bold and some are smooth. But every damn one of 'em has a big-ass head full of air."
Humor

"Maybe knowledge is power, but it's damned hard to think a burglar to death."
Knowledge

"Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing."
Sexuality

"I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet."
Peace

"In the movie business, the ones we call Lucky are usually those idiots who are just too damn stubborn to take no for an answer. Come to think of it, the movie business is kind of like life."
Persistence

"There isn't much a pan of warm Brownies and a glass of milk will fix. In less it's low grain prices. Or poverty. Or the national debt. I guess there are a few things, but nothing you have to worry about right this minute."
Comfort
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