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"Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment."
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"Some people might leave you,' he said, for once ignoring a joke in favor of something real. 'But it doesn't mean you're worth leaving. It doesn't mean that at all."
"Please believe that things are good with me, and even when they're not, they will be soon enough. And i will always believe the same about you."
"I am just fascinated by this reassurance from a menacing figure. It is rather frightening."
"It's going to be okay," Park said.She nodded. "Right.""Because I love you."She laughed. "Is that why?""It is, actually."
"Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment."
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