"Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face."

Fun, Trees

39

Create Your Own Wallpaper

Standard

Customized

"Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face."

Exlpore more Fun quotes

"A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House."

Adlai E. Stevenson, American Politician

Fun, Funny, Adlai Stevenson

"The game is meant to be fun."

Jack Nicklaus, American Athlete

Fun,

"It is fun to try figure out the things that really are real and the things that aren't."

Penelope Spheeris, American Director

Fun,

"I always find it kind of embarrassing, kind of funny, and kind of exciting. In New York I'm recognized a lot, although nobody says anything. You know, they stare at you just a second too long. But in Paris it's not as commonplace to be recognized."

Marc Jacobs, American Designer

Fun, Funny, Paris

"I don't think, 'Gee, I'd like to dress this person.' There was a picture in Us magazine. It was a jersey dress, and Courtney Love was wearing it. I have this thing about Courtney Love, this funny worship."

Marc Jacobs, American Designer

Fun, Funny, Love, Dress, Worship

"I don't often know exactly what's coming next, and that makes it more fun. And you know, for me, this entire genre is all about that; it's all about having fun and getting away from the mundane world for just a little while."

R. A. Salvatore, American Author

Fun, World

"I'm involved in the stock market, which is fun and, sometimes, very painful."

Regis Philbin, American Entertainer

Fun,

"I'd like to think that the boring lady who's talking to me now is a lot sexier and more interesting than the one who's doing NPR. You know, studious and reserved, and - I bet you're a lot of fun at a party."

Gene Simmons, American Musician

Fun, Lady, Now, Party

"I guess I had fun doing it but it has hard memories for me."

Faith Ringgold, American Artist

Fun, Memories

"It's fun to get out in the field. I really enjoy that. It's fun creating."

Tom Kite, American Athlete

Fun,

Explore more quotes by Dave Barry

"Maybe somebody finally shot the dog."

Sadness

"We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail."

Duty

"Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash."

Driving

"I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regardless of their political or cultural differences--accuse each other of cheating."

Competition

"Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."

Circumstance

"The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl."

Building

"The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby's grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida."

Grandparents

"Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects."

Statistics

"It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin."

Fact

"I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care."

Care