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"I may be as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best."

"I say to mankind, Be not curious about God. For I, who am curious about each, am not curious about God - I hear and behold God in every object, yet understand God not in the least."

"Man is free whenever he produces or manifests God, and through this he becomes immortal."
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"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."

"There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all."

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."

"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."

"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!"

"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."
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