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"Miss Bingley's congratulations to her brother, on his approaching marriage, were all that was affectionate and insincere."

"There is a way of reacting to insult that gives people the impression that you want more. I don't know what it is, but I seem to have mastered it."

"And thanks to Christina McMullen, who has taught me that common sense and intelligence need not have any correlation whatsoever."

"I always think it's funny when Indians celebrate Thanksgiving. I mean, sure, the Indians and Pilgrims were best friends during the first Thanksgiving, but a few years later, the Pilgrims were shooting Indians.So I'm never quite sure why we eat turkey like everybody else."

"Bless you with the curse to remain busy always."

"Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit."
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"In the beginning..when ray and day hadn't yet come into existence at all, there was a kind of radiance that illuminates universe. That radiance is the light of knowledge and goodness. That radiance will persistently and consistently shines brightly even after all the stars and moons in this vast universe died out."

"If you appreciate, perpetuate and explore your own dreams,then you'll know that dream isn't a one-way communication."

"I popped out of a bamboo, fallen from the sky.Leave no leaf ripped, don't you ruin the nature.It makes me bitter, remembering inhuman past."

"It doesn't sound logical to say that a man is an atheist just because he's probably someonewho knows his own God...personally."

"There are things which couldn't be expressed by the words,when you've mastered certain lesson for more than 30 years."
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