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"Hell is a half-filled auditorium."
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"Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference."
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"I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn."
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"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain."
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