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"In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop."
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"Does your appearance accurately convey the message of who you are that you are trying to get across? When trying to make an excellent first impression in business but in doubt of what to wear, dress one level up from what is expected-if it's casual, dress in business casual, etc."
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"Intelligence, goodness, humanity, excitement, serenity. Over time, these are the things that change the musculature of your face, as do laughter, and animation, and especially whatever peace you can broker with the person inside.It's furrow, pinch, and judgement that make us look older - our mothers were right. They said that if you made certain faces, they would stick, and they do. But our mothers forgot that faces of kindness and integrity stick as well."
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"My appearance has changed a lot over the years, but it has far more to do with how I feel about being a woman."
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"She was what we used to call a suicide blonde - dyed by her own hand."
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"They were taking pictures and everything. When we got down off the plane, the minute Elvis made his appearance at the door of the plane, the screaming got even worse."
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"To lose weight, spend time at the gym. To appear like you've lost weight, spend time with people who are bigger than you."
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"For crissakes, you're the frickin' poster boy for DarkRiver with your 'Gee, shucks, I'm harmless' act."Dorian was used to being ribbed about his looks. With his blond hair and blue eyes, he looked more like a surfer hanging out for the right wave than blooded DarkRiver sentinel."Look who's talking, Miss Bikini Babe 2067."
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"From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 10 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away."
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"We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile to be wider than the distance between our eyes."
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"She walks well, she looks good. Let's see how she kisses."
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"A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down."
Importance
"A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death."
Death
"Great literature must spring from an upheaval in the author's soul. If that upheaval is not present then it must come from the works of any other author which happens to be handy and easily adapted."
Soul
"Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony."
People
"After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his publishers to get a new book out of him each year."
Time
"In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop."
Appearance
"You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it."
Family
"There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them."
Humor
"I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well."
Nothing
"Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about."
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