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"If my stupidity makes you smile, I rather prefer to act always as stupid."
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"I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog."
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"Sometimes absurd logic can be amusing and heart-touching."
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"I think at its best the American sense of humor is the same as the British sense of humor at its best, which is to be wry and ironic and self deprecating."
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"You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye."
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"Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband."
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"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."
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"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."
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"When I reprimanded my son for hair like Michael Jackson he said: "I don't see the problem you wear yours like Michael Jordan.""
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"I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so."
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"God, you had enough time to have been through it three times. You've been through my stuff. I bet you over and let one of you stick the world's longest finger up my ass. If a prostate check is an exam, that was a motherfucking safari. I was scared to look down. I thought I'd see that guy's finger nail sticking out of my cock."
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"If silence of the days and darkness of the nights is the indicator of the doomsday, we are already in it."
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"From the first day we have been fighting the wrong enemy, our common enemy is religion which dictates upon us division and partition."
Unity
"Humans do worse things with money rather than for money."
Corruption
"If you can hold back, judge people and differentiate between right and wrong you are not in love."
Relationship
"Humans have nothing to do with angels and fairies, then why still I love you?"
Spiritual
"We loved our homeland for thousands of years which cost us climate change and environmental degradation because we were too selfish to care about the nature, now it is time that we must love our world at least for a little time."
Environment
"You are the end of beauty and creativity one must have created so far."
Creativity
"When you succeed, everyone wants to be part of it; but when you fail everyone seems outsider."
Success
"It is so good that you can love someone for how long you want and no one can arrest you for that crime."
Love
"I am a religious by the heart, but an atheist by the mind."
Belief
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