"If my stupidity makes you smile, I rather prefer to act always as stupid."

Humor, Stupidity, Smile, Acceptance

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"How was I supposed to know 'lucked out' means 'I got screwed over' in Australian?"

Elle Lothlorien, American Novelist

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"Where did you find that one?''I have no idea. I'm a magnet for crazies, I guess.''They must be able to sense a kindred spirit.''Your one to talk. Don't you have more hordes of the undead to lead in a glorious revolution?''Zombies not undead. There's a fine distinction. And no. Right now I'm scouting new talent. The glorious revolution comes tomorrow."

Kiersten White, American Author

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"I wasn't sure what was worse: being oblivious or living within reality. (Eric)"

Shannon A. Thompson, American Author

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"I should curl up in a ball and cry. Instead i think about everything in the whole entire world that makes me angry - There is a lot, oh, there is a lot - and I start singing Justin Bieber at the top of my lungs."

Kiersten White, American Author

Humor, Anger, Truth, Expression

"Don't panic. Are you sitting? You probably don't need to sit. Well, possibly. At least lean on something."

Maggie Stiefvater, American Author

Humor, Calm, Reassurance, Fear

"I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?"

Brian Celio, American Novelist

Humor, Day, Eyes

"Ah, hell.His peripheral vision was working far too well tonight.His slut of a cousin, his cocksucking, suit-wearing, Montblanc-up-the-ass cousin Saxton the Magnificent, was standing next to the queen, looking like a combination of Cary Grant and some model in a goddamn cologne ad.Not that Qhuinn was bitter.Because the guy was sharing Blay's bed.Nah.Nope. Not at all.The Cocksucker-With a wince, he thought maybe he should switch that insult to something a little farther away from what the two of them ...God, he couldn't even go there. Not if he wanted to breathe."

J.R. Ward, American Author

Humor, Observation, Family, Life

"You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt."

Darynda Jones, American Author

Humor, Observation, Awareness, Identity

"You can't go around... licking things that come out of a water treatment plant. That's just... unsanitary."

Rachel Caine, Canadian Actress

Humor, Health, Hygiene, Reality

"Ma'am,' Augustus said, nodding toward her, 'your daughter's car has just been deservedly egged by a blind man. Please close the door and go back inside or we'll be forced to call the police.' After wavering for a moment, Monica's mom closed the door and disappeared."

John Green, American Author

Humor, Police, Interaction, Social

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"How was I supposed to know 'lucked out' means 'I got screwed over' in Australian?"

"I wasn't sure what was worse: being oblivious or living within reality. (Eric)"

"I should curl up in a ball and cry. Instead i think about everything in the whole entire world that makes me angry - There is a lot, oh, there is a lot - and I start singing Justin Bieber at the top of my lungs."

"Don't panic. Are you sitting? You probably don't need to sit. Well, possibly. At least lean on something."

"I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?"

"You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt."

"You can't go around... licking things that come out of a water treatment plant. That's just... unsanitary."

"Ma'am,' Augustus said, nodding toward her, 'your daughter's car has just been deservedly egged by a blind man. Please close the door and go back inside or we'll be forced to call the police.' After wavering for a moment, Monica's mom closed the door and disappeared."

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"Democracy, freedom and liberty do not make us more than what we are; it is our commitment that matters."

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"The morals of societies are defined by how they treat a strange woman."

"If forgiveness, kindness and humanity could have changed something; today we would have been living a peaceful world."

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"If miracles represent prophecy, we must have more prophets in twenty first century than the entire human history."

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"Live and love yourself forever, because we are all stuck with what we are."