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"You look like a talent scout for a cemetery."
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"But an inferior talent can only be graceful when it's carrying inferior ideas. And the more narrowly you can look at a thing the more entertaining you can be about it."

"Your wealth is in your talent and that is why you will be poor until you find yourself."

"There is no such thing as talent. There is pressure."

"Sometimes, indeed, there is such a discrepancy between the genius and his human qualities that one has to ask oneself whether a little less talent might not have been better."

"Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them."
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"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."


"My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself."


"I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet."
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