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"You look like a talent scout for a cemetery."
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"Murder, like talent, seems occasionally to run in families."
"They would come down in Mississippi, they hired me as a talent scout. And I would go all over Mississippi, Alabama, Texas, and find out different artists for them."
"Hide not your talents, they for use were made,What's a sundial in the shade?"
"It is not something we often find out, but most of the specially-gifted have a deep desire to be ordinary."
"Brutes find out where their talents lie a bear will not attempt to fly."
"Talent is a spring from which fresh water is constantly flowing. But this spring loses its value if it is not used in the right way."
"We are told that talent creates its own opportunities. But it sometimes seems that intense desire creates not only its own opportunities, but its own talents."
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"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."
"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."
"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."
"My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!"
"A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months."
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