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"Live is not about constantly fighting to keep someone in your life. It is about constantly fighting for a better life together."
"A touch of love makes everything better."
Explore more quotes by Jeff Foxworthy
"I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie."
"You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education."
"I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods."
"I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument."
"My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family."
"I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points."
"I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together."
"The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house."
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