"Fate has a cruel sense of humor, don't you think?"

Fate, Truth, Wisdom, Observation

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"Fate has a cruel sense of humor, don't you think?"

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"Since Alice had never received any religious instruction, and since she had led a blameless life, she never thought of her awful luck as being anything but accidents in a very busy place. Good for her."

Kurt Vonnegut, American Author

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"Jonah-John-if I had been a Sam, I would have been a Jonah still-not because I have been unlucky for others, but because somebody or something has compelled me to be certain places, at certain times, without fail. Conveyances and motives, both conventional and bizarre, have been provided. And, according to plan, at each appointed second, at each appointed place this Jonah was there."

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"When I read the ghastly lines of tragedy darkly penned into my life, I turn and notice that the pen in my hand is wet."

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"And who would dare write their own death into the script so that the rest of the characters in the tale might live? God of course."

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"Come in, Bean." Come in Julian Delphiki, longed-for child of good and loving parents. Come in, kidnapped child, hostage of fate. Come and talk to the Fates, who are playing such clever little games with your life."

Orson Scott Card, American Writer

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"We all have such fateful objects -- it may be a recurrent landscape in one case, a number in another -- carefully chosen by the gods to attract events of specific significance for us: here shall John always stumble; there shall Jane's heart always break."

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"A winner smiles and a looser cries. The God looks at them and says,'Sorry, guys!"

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"Live in the present, remember the past, and fear not the future, for it doesn't exist and never shall. There is only now."

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"They shared a laugh, and then the silence that so often intruded on their discussion asserted itself once again, a gap born of equal parts weariness, familiarity and--conversely--the many differences that fate had created between those who had once gone about lives that were but variations on a single melody."

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"If we are to tempt fate, then let us not be cowards about it."

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"Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh?"

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"But the constant motion of the flames soon lulled him into a passive state where unrelated fragments of thoughts, sounds, images, and emotions drifted through him like snowflakes falling from a calm winter's sky."

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"Treat all fairly or they will seek revenge."

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"Who is it who decides that one man should live and another should die? My life wasn't worth any more than his, but he's the one who's buried, while I get to enjoy at least a few more hours above the ground. Is it chance, random and cruel, or is there some purpose or pattern to all this, even if it lies beyond our ken?"

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