"He that has a great nose thinks everybody is speaking of it."

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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."

Anonymous, Unknown Unknown

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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

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"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

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"You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youE1d actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donE1t think sheE1s joking."

Richelle Mead, American Author

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"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

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"Zombies are far better than religious people, because they do not discriminate in killing."

M.F. Moonzajer, Afghan Author

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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"

John Green, American Author

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"Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses."

Anonymous, Unknown Unknown

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"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."

George Best, Irish Athlete

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"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."

Criss Jami, American Philosopher

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"Spill not the morning (the quintessence of the day!) in recreations for sleep is a recreation. Add not therefore sauce to sauce. ... Pastime like wine is poison in the morning. It is then good husbandry to sow the head which hath lain fallow all night with some serious work."

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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."

"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."

"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."

"You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youE1d actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donE1t think sheE1s joking."

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"Zombies are far better than religious people, because they do not discriminate in killing."

"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"

"Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses."

"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."

"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."

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"Spill not the morning (the quintessence of the day!) in recreations for sleep is a recreation. Add not therefore sauce to sauce. ... Pastime like wine is poison in the morning. It is then good husbandry to sow the head which hath lain fallow all night with some serious work."

"Good is not good where better is expected."

"A good horse should be seldom spurred."

"The Devil himself is good when he is pleased."

"The devil gets up to the belfry by the vicar's skirts."

"Men never think their fortunes too great nor their wit too little."

"Seeing's believing but feeling's the truth."

"They are rich who have true friends."

"It is better to have a hen tomorrow than an egg today."

"Hope is one of the principal springs that keep mankind in motion."