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Rick Yancey

"Yes, my dear child, monsters are real. I happen to have one hanging in my basement."

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"Yes, my dear child, monsters are real. I happen to have one hanging in my basement."

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"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."

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