"Maybe your sperm is so mighty, you shoot magic bullets.'His intent expression splintered, and he burst out laughing. Almost as quickly, he sobered again and told her with a completely straight face, 'Of course I do."

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"Maybe your sperm is so mighty, you shoot magic bullets.'His intent expression splintered, and he burst out laughing. Almost as quickly, he sobered again and told her with a completely straight face, 'Of course I do."

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