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Thea Harrison

"Maybe your sperm is so mighty, you shoot magic bullets.'His intent expression splintered, and he burst out laughing. Almost as quickly, he sobered again and told her with a completely straight face, 'Of course I do."

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"Maybe your sperm is so mighty, you shoot magic bullets.'His intent expression splintered, and he burst out laughing. Almost as quickly, he sobered again and told her with a completely straight face, 'Of course I do."

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"What is it with you today? says Christina on the way to breakfast. Her eyes are stillswollen from sleep and her tangled hair forms a fuzzy halo around her face."Oh, you know, I say. "Sun shining. Birds chirping.She raises an eyebrow at me, as if reminding me that we are in an undergroundtunnel."

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"O, that he were here to write me down an ass! But, masters, remember, that I am an ass; though it be not written down, yet forget not that I am an ass."

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"Giving him a grateful nod, Graydon turned away.A heavy hand fell on his shoulder, causing him to stop in his tracks. Dragos' grip clenched, almost to the point of pain.Normally, Dragos was not demonstrative with anyone other than Pia and Liam. Moved, Graydon angled his face away. After a moment, he reached up to grip the other man's hand in return. Only then did Dragos' hold ease and allow him to continue on his way."
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"They were all Fae, yet not fully Fae. They were among the rarest of all the Elder Races. In modern - day slang, they were 'triple threats, creatures with the blood of three different races flowing through their veins. The strongest, most magical ' the most tainted. The Fae of the Light Court called them 'abomination.' Nikolas called them brothers."
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