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"As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it."
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"Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions."
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"The last resort of kings, the cannonball. The last resort of the people, the paving stone."
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"It is not true that people are naturally equal for no two people can be together for even a half an hour without one acquiring an evident superiority over the other."
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"There are bad people who would be less dangerous if they were quite devoid of goodness."
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"Whatever good things people say of us, they tell us nothing new."
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"I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal."
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"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing."
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"Stephen King in many respects is a wonderful writer. He has made a contribution. People in the future will be able to pick up Stephen King's books and learn a lot about who we were by reading those books."
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"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones."
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"Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them."
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"Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice."
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"If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you."
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"It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear."
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"There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?"
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"Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it's extremely painful."
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"I think I'd be pretty easy to write for."
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"As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it."
People

"I'm not sure why writing for others became harder. Probably a reluctance to give away anything you might conceivably use yourself caused a block. I did it, but it remained hard when it had once been easy."
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"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself."
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"The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show... Cops would come by - often just in time to see the act they wanted to see."
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