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"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
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"Outside of dumb luck, the number one way serial killers are caught is through the help of the public."
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"Don't dumb it down. The audience is smart and gets what you are doing."
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"Everything was my fault. I was so dumb. But if I hadn't made the mistakes I made, I wouldn't have met the wonderful woman I've been married to for over 30 years, so I guess that makes the mistakes OK."
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"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
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"I don't think you need to dumb down to a child, you merely have to be clear, you know?"
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"Elvis is not so difficult as Johnny Cash because his voice is so distinctive. If you try to copy Johnny Cash, it's just going to sound dumb."
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"My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."
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"When Andy died, I just drank to dumb my mind."
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"I'm really, really dumb about describing wine, but I like wine that's full-bodied and dry."
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"Innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm."
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"God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die."
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"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
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"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."
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"Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around."
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"Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?"
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"From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way."
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"If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life."
Life
"Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running."
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"The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer."
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"Reality continues to ruin my life."
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