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"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
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"Don't dumb it down. The audience is smart and gets what you are doing."
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"When Andy died, I just drank to dumb my mind."
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"Innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm."
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"I had to go to a mirror and look at it. I couldn't picture myself in my own head. I had no image beyond a stick figure. I wasn't a mean person as a kid, or dumb, and something has to be said to justify excluding you."
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"I remember working with Rod, though, on Chrysler Hour. I was too young and dumb to know that I was supposed to be scared of anybody or anything - like getting fired or anything like that."
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"If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down."
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"Innocence always calls mutely for protection when we would be so much wiser to guard ourselves against it: innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm."
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"We're not going to dumb down for them. They have to move up. They're the network and we're the show."
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"I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy."
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"I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you."
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"From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way."
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"Genius is never understood in its own time."
Time
"If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life."
Life
"Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?"
Time
"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."
Science
"So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it."
Food
"Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend."
Friendship
"Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray. You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You're ignorant, but at least you act on it."
Philosophy
"Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables."
Humor
"I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point."
Life
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