"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."

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"If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down."

"I'm really, really dumb about describing wine, but I like wine that's full-bodied and dry."

"I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy."

"However, we couldn't focus on the films much during the series because we're dumb. Individually we're smart guys, but together we're one big dumb guy, and couldn't concentrate on two things at once."

"I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde."

"I always said it was to be dumb enough to do what Marlon Perkins said to do."

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"I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you."

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"On gray days, when it's snowing or raining, I think you should be able to call up a judge and take an oath that you'll just read a good book all day, and he'd allow you to stay home."

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