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"If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down."

"I'm really, really dumb about describing wine, but I like wine that's full-bodied and dry."

"Elvis is not so difficult as Johnny Cash because his voice is so distinctive. If you try to copy Johnny Cash, it's just going to sound dumb."

"Well, first I studied piano. I wasn't very satisfied because I though my teachers were dumb... and repressive."

"I remember working with Rod, though, on Chrysler Hour. I was too young and dumb to know that I was supposed to be scared of anybody or anything - like getting fired or anything like that."

"Outside of dumb luck, the number one way serial killers are caught is through the help of the public."

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"None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're in the middle."

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Explore more quotes by Bill Watterson

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"CALVIN:As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight."

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