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"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
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"Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around."
Nothing
"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
Dumb
"I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track."
Life
"Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems."
Mind
"I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts."
Listening
"If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently."
People
"If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life."
Life
"Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running."
Car
"The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!"
Ideas
"I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations."
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"Innocence always calls mutely for protection when we would be so much wiser to guard ourselves against it: innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm."
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"I had to go to a mirror and look at it. I couldn't picture myself in my own head. I had no image beyond a stick figure. I wasn't a mean person as a kid, or dumb, and something has to be said to justify excluding you."
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"I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy."
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"We're not going to dumb down for them. They have to move up. They're the network and we're the show."
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"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
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"Well, first I studied piano. I wasn't very satisfied because I though my teachers were dumb... and repressive."
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"I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth."
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"Don't dumb it down. The audience is smart and gets what you are doing."
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"When Andy died, I just drank to dumb my mind."
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"I'm really, really dumb about describing wine, but I like wine that's full-bodied and dry."
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