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Joe Bob Briggs

"If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure.""

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"If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure.""

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"The true feeling of sex is that of a deep intimacy, but above all of a deep complicity."

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"I have certain moral parameters that I do not cross in writing; I don't write about adultery or kids having premarital sex."

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"What will happen to sex after liberation? Frankly, I don't know. It is a great mystery to all of us."

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"Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie."

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"Sex is a slotmachine."

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"My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex."

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"Sex and obscenity are not synonymous. Obscene material is material which deals with sex in a manner appealing to prurient interest."

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"I just sort of wish people would dance differently. It reminds me of teenage sex."

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"Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's."
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