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"I will not get very far with this attitude."
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"Guard yourself with a positive attitude, conviction, hope and fulfillment of your heart's desire."
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"Attitude is the most beautiful expression of a positive life."
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"My sense of misadventure took over and I began looking at my problems as challenges."
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"A positive attitude will help fortify your courage to build unshakable confidence and healthy self-esteem."
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"Nobody can bring you peace but yourself."
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"It's a question of attitude. If you really work at something you can do it up to a point. If you really work at being happy you can do it up to a point. But anything more than that you can't. Anything more than that is luck."
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"A positive attitude will help you edge out cynicism and pessimism to restore hope and optimism."
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"The quality of your life hinges on your attitudes and offerings."
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"This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it."
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"My friend, stay positive! It is really good to always stay positive. You don't really give a damn to negative people, circumstances and things! You only learn lessons from them that can help you take precautions to always stay positive for positive footprints!"
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"I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers."
Fire
"The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force."
Fact
"Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does."
Writing
"Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through."
Car
"The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan."
End
"I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little."
Love
"I will not get very far with this attitude."
Attitude
"I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty."
Ignorance
"The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far."
Humor
"Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal."
Insult
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