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"By increasing the size of the keyhole, today's playwrights are in danger of doing away with the door."
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"The Linux philosophy is 'Laugh in the face of danger'. Oops. Wrong One. 'Do it yourself'. Yes, that's it."
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"A ship with a hole underneath is doomed to sink! And ignorance is also a hole in the brain, a big hole!"
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"Where there is murder, anything can happen."
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"Don't hide in the trees when you know that tigers can climb."
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"They want to cook you and eat you," she said distatefully, "which is ridiculous. You'd taste terrible.""Thank you, grandmother."
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"Don't untie me," she said, "no matter what happens or how much I plead. I'll want to go straight over the edge and drown myself.""Are you trying to tempt me?""Ha-ha."
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"Which is colder, the hand or the gun?"
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"Small debts are like small shot; they are rattling on every side, and can scarcely be escaped without a wound: great debts are like cannon; of loud noise, but little danger."
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"One thing is true and that Humans are the examples of killers which destroy other fellows dreams."
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"What shall we do, what shall we do! Escaping goblins to be caught by wolves is like out of the frying pan and into the fire!"
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"Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died."
Laughter
"Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night."
Wedding
"Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved."
Sex
"Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first."
People
"People who reach the top of the tree are only those who haven't got the qualifications to detain them at the bottom."
People
"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."
Funny
"By increasing the size of the keyhole, today's playwrights are in danger of doing away with the door."
Danger
"Intelligent or not, we all make mistakes and perhaps the intelligent mistakes are the worst, because so much careful thought has gone into them."
Thought
"Once we are destined to live out our lives in the prison of our mind, our duty is to furnish it well."
Duty
"The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill."
American
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