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"By the way, you have a fine ass. Sir."
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"Your sarcasm and general assholeness are not necessary, Apollo remarked casually.I grinned at him. "I don't think 'assholeness' is a word."It is if I say it is. Apollo drew in a deep breath, a sure sign his temper was reaching its knock-Seth-into-the-nearby-ocean point."
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"Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting."
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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"And if I talk to him, I'll say something wrong, give something away. I can feel it coming, a betrayal of myself."
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"Aw, you're nothing but heart, Mako. Nice valentine in your skull, by the way. Is that temporary or did the Tanaka-kai change their daimon to attract the Powerpuff Girls crowd?"
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"This was not of the nature of a Christlike lesson for Owen Meany to learn, as he lay in the manger, that someone you hate can give you a hard-on."
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"Vengeance was one hell of a roommate."
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"He turned the corner and flipped me off at the same time. See? Men could multitask. I was so proud of him."
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"Cheap booze is a false economy."
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"Sergeant Colon of the Ankh-Morpork City Guard was on duty. He was guarding the Brass Bridge, the main link between Ankh and Morpork. From theft.When it came to crime prevention, Sergeant Colon found it safest to think big."
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"Talk about insanity. Being attracted to deVries was like a moth saying, "Hey, let's go check out that awesome bonfire"."
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"What you need and what you want aren't the same things."
Insight
"Chocolate's better than sex any day."
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"He'd seen when she began to panic, but he hadn't offered comfort like other Doms or changed his plans. He'd just waited her out. She could hate him a little for that."
Patience
"Any ham-handed idiot can make a woman scream. I prefer to assess responsiveness."
Seduction
"New Englanders could be so brusque."
Observation
"And since I am a man, I would appreciate it if you would cry for us both, gatita."
Sensitivity
"Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance."
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"When I want to. He ran his finger over her lips. "You don't get a vote, honey."
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"What the heck kind of name was Sir?"
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