"I've never heard of a man's cock being described as a fang before. - Rapahel"

Humor, Language, Surprise, Dialogue

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"I've never heard of a man's cock being described as a fang before. - Rapahel"

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"Come make me sticky.Dimitri to Honor."

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"So you really meant what you said to me yesterday?" Her voice rose. "I should find myself a nice wolf and settle down?" He fought off the rising incursions of dissonance, the razor blades sliding through his brain stem and traveling down his spine. "That would be rushing things."

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"I can smell blood, Elena, Dmitri drawled, walking back into the room. "Are you trying to flirt?"

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"We fall, we fall together."

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"You'll have to be my conscience. He knew his flaws, and he knew the parts of him that were irrevocably broken. "Mine isn't going to grow back."

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"Was it not worth the loss of a little immortality to have that strange mix of innocence and strength close to him?"

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"She watched as he settled down on the bed with Naya skin to skin on his chest. His hand all but covered her tiny body as he stroked her in that changeling way, bonding with her on the most elemental level. Then he purred, and Naya made a happy little sound of delight, very much a cat in her love of touch."

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