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"It took Caine a few beats to get it. "No. Go kill yourself. Eat your own gun. No. No no no."You're happy here counting fish and nagging kids to work? Edilio asked."He's not, Virtue said, beating Toto to the punch and earning an annoyed glance from Caine."He's only done it for two days since the battle, and he's already bored."
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