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Erma Bombeck

"One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is."

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"One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is."

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"I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: "Checkout Time is 18 years.""
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"There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it."
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"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."
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"Children make your life important."
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"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest."
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"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."
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"In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet."
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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
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"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."
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"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."

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"Will a loving God send a man to hell? The answer from Jesus and His teachings of the Bible is, clearly, “Yes!” He does not send man willingly, but man condemns himself to eternal hell because . . .he refuses God's way of salvation and the hope of eternal life with Him."

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"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."

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"Instead of clinging to the only Lifeboat that can save, we have tossed overboard biblical truths in the name of [compromise], living on the edge of life, like the man who rides the parameter of a hurricane, daring it to sweep him away."

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"There's one thing you can say for air pollution, you get utterly amazing sunrises."

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"There is always a path to our target, the problem is to discover it!"

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"Things past redress are now with me past care."

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"Some parts of life are lived in the shadows where the only sunlight you feel is the light you pray for."

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"Money isn't the solution to your problems. It only lets you carry your unhappiness around in style."

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"Collect memories, they are your precious property."

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