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"Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own."
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"If I were you, I'd sue my face for slander."
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"Genuinity is mother of stupidity."
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"A fishing-rod was a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other."
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"You cut life to pieces with your epigrams."
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"This nation is like all the others that have been spewed upon the earth - ready to shout for any cause that will tickle its vanity or fill its pocket. What a hell of a heaven it will be when they get all these hypocrites assembled there!"
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"Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality."
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"Silena appeared out of the woods, her sword drawn. Her Aphrodite armour was pink and red, colour coordinated to match her clothes and makeup. She looked like Guerilla Warfare Barbie."
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"The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!"
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"I understand we'll be attending your friend Miss Worthington's Christmas ball. Perhaps I'll find a suitable-- which is to say wealthy-- wife among the ladies attending."And perhaps they will run screaming for the convent."
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"All men are fools, if truth be told, but the ones in motley are more amusing than ones with crowns."
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"It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind."
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"My nose itched, and I knew I should drink wine or kiss a fool."
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"Human brutes, like other beasts, find snares and poison in the provision of life, and are allured by their appetites to their destruction."
Life

"Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions."
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"Where there are large powers with little ambition... nature may be said to have fallen short of her purposes."
Nature

"As love without esteem is capricious and volatile; esteem without love is languid and cold."
Love

"A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart."
Money

"Observation is an old man's memory."
Man

"The proper words in the proper places are the true definition of style."
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"Most sorts of diversion in men, children and other animals, are in imitation of fighting."
Man
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